Keep your friends close and your vape closer. This retractable “Where's My F*cking Vape?” lanyard helps forgetful adults stop launching a full couch investigation every ten minutes. Silly, sweary, and surprisingly useful, it is a funny gift for partners, friends, and chronic vape misplacers.

• Retractable lanyard keeps your vape close at hand

• Sweary wording for forgetful vapers with a sense of humor

• A funny gift for partners, friends, and chronic misplacers

• Inspired by the book; vape not included, obviously