Sick and tired of having to repeat yourself to a man in your life over and over again? Before you get him fitted for hearing aids, try this: The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet.

By amplifying and channeling sounds directly into their ear canal, they now have no excuse for not hearing you when you asked them to do the laundry!

Disclaimer: if selective listening continues to occur you may need to replace the man with a newer version.

FUNNY GIFT FOR MEN: The perfect unusual novelty gift for the man in your life who just never listens!

CHEAPER THAN HEARING AIDS: This hilarious gag gift is much cheaper than hearing aids (but probably less effective).

EASIER THAN GETTING A NEW BOYFRIEND/ HUSBAND/ DAD: Gifting the Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet is easier than getting a whole new man (but definitely less effective).

PERFECT FOR ANY OCCASION: Be it a birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day or Secret Santa, if he doesn’t listen all year round, you can gift it all year round!