Some feelings are too vast for ordinary words. Press to Lament delivers dramatic anguish on demand with tragic literary lines worthy of windswept moors and doomed romance. Worn on a lanyard, it is perfect for readers, book clubs, period drama fans, and anyone committed to theatrical suffering.

• Press for instant literary anguish and dramatic despair

• Plays gloriously tragic quotes at the touch of a button

• Comes on a lanyard for portable emotional devastation

• A funny gift for readers, book clubs, and drama lovers