Too many tabs open in your brain? Can’t face another question about dinner or Excel? The Overstimulated Survival Button is here to speak when you physically can’t. Worn on a lanyard like the emergency button it is, it says things like “Back away slowly” and “Approach at your own risk!” so you don’t have to. Ideal for stressed moms, drained coworkers, or anyone one question away from losing it. A funny gift that’s painfully accurate.

• Lanyard button with passive-aggressive survival phrases for daily boundaries

• Press to play “I’m overstimulated!” and other warnings

• Ideal for overwhelmed moms, stressed coworkers, or introverts

• Perfect office gift or White Elephant for women who’ve had enough

• Small but mighty tool for setting limits with a laugh