When was the last time you used the bathroom without checking scores, scrolling memes, or pretending to answer emails? How To Poop Without Your Phone is the book no one asked for but everyone secretly needs. With 144 pages of games, trivia, riddles, and no screens in sight, it’s the ultimate bathroom distraction. A funny gift for men who need a break from their phones, even if it’s just for five minutes. Less scrolling, more sitting. Your brain and your battery will thank you.

• 144 pages of mini games, trivia, and silly bathroom activities

• Designed for phone-free bathroom breaks

• A funny gift for men who take suspiciously long in there

• Perfect stocking stuffer or White Elephant

• Zero screen time, maximum giggles