You already know you are one. So why not level up? How to Be a Bigger See You Next Tuesday Than You Already Are is the rude gift for men who’ve turned being a pain into an art form. With 128 pages of unnecessary advice and bad behavior tips, it’s the guide to becoming even more unbearable. A savage joke gift, a brutally funny birthday present, or a stocking stuffer you’ll definitely not regret gifting. It’s rude, it’s petty, and it’s probably going to get passed around with pride.

• 128 pages of outrageous, unhelpful advice for men who want to be the worst

• A brutally funny guide to embracing bad behavior

• Rude, offensive, and somehow relatable

• Best for friends, husbands, or the office menace

• A savage gift they will never forget