Already got a reputation? Time to double down. How to Be a Bigger Dick Than You Already Are is the funny book for men who’ve made cutting the line and eye-rolling their personal brand, and want to take things up a notch. With 128 pages of petty tips and laugh-out-loud lessons, it’s packed with ways to be even worse. A brilliant joke gift, passive-aggressive stocking stuffer, or present for that friend who already knows he’s unbearable. Being a bit of a dick is easy. Going pro takes effort.

• 128 pages of petty behavior and everyday obnoxiousness

• Designed for men who already push people’s buttons

• Perfect for birthdays, Secret Santa, or revenge gifts

• Laugh-out-loud nonsense for the unapologetic

• A novelty book that takes it to the next level