Need help? It’s going to cost you. The Help Desk Price List Desk Warning Sign is the novelty accessory that sets clear boundaries - because your answers don’t come cheap (unless they’re sarcastic). At 10in by 5in, this bold sign lays out your official “rates”: Answer = $1.00, Thoughtful Answer = $2.00, Correct Answer = $4.00, and Sarcasm = FREE. It’s the perfect mix of humor and function, whether you’re the office problem-solver or just tired of being everyone’s personal IT support. Place it on your desk, in your office cubicle, or at home for laughs that last long after the first “charge.”

• Funny “price list” sign for the office know-it-all or resident problem solver.

• Lists your official rates—answers, advice, and sarcasm included.

• Perfect gag gift for coworkers, bosses, or office managers.

• Doubles as desk décor and a hilarious conversation starter.

• Great for Christmas, White Elephant, or everyday office laughs.