Why bother with a different cloth for every job when one will do? The 8-in-1 Ball Washer is the everyday essential for any guy who thinks his shower gel works on both his face and his car. Printed with “Face, Car, Ass, Balls, Beer Glass, Glasses, Trunk & Everything Else,” it’s a funny gift for men who love a shortcut. Ideal for naughty White Elephant gifts, gifts for husbands, or anyone still proud of their 3-in-1 routine. Soft, reusable, and brilliantly wrong.

• A novelty cloth printed with eight outrageous, tongue-in-cheek uses.

• Perfect for men who love shortcuts and a laugh

• Reusable and soft, but absolutely not to be taken seriously

• A rude and funny gift for boyfriends, husbands, or friends

• A real White Elephant winner